He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, his condition is stable. *ouch*
Witness Daniel Kassim, 16, said: "There were around 40 of us after the bonfire had finished. This lad was saying, 'This is boring, what can we do?' He then put a rocket up his backside and set light to it.
"Everyone was laughing and didn't believe he'd do it. He pulled his trousers down and it exploded within seconds.
"No one thought he was hurt. But then he stood up and walked a few metres before stumbling and falling to the ground. There was quite a bit of blood."
What an idiot! He certainly redefined the term "pain in the ass".
Scientists at the CSIRO's Textile and Fibre Technology division in Geelong have woven electronic sensors into a T-shirt so that it can be played liked a real guitar. They call it the WIS - the Wearable Instrument Shirt.
Movements by the wearer's arms are mapped and beamed by radio to a computer which interprets them and turns them into musical notes.
People wearing shirts with sensors could operate computers and play computer games without ever having to touch a mouse or a touch pad.
Intelligent clothes could create 3D replicas of physiotherapy patients to help teach them to walk and bend again after injuries.
Patients could even be examined by specialists in another city or country. And electronic clothes could even be used to teach people to play golf or tennis.
Wow.
KFC turned a chunk of Nevada deserts into the largest billboard on earth, so big its visible in space.
What were they thinking?
So they are going to have delivery to space shuttles and UFOs next?
How do you piss of the people working at the Deli?
1) Knock on the glass to demand attention
2) Tapping on the glass with index finger at the type of ham you want, refusing to read what's on the tag when requested
3) Order thinly shaved items - in slices
4) Making the deli assistant stretch all the way into the cabinet to get your ham
5) Ordering kilos of prawns which is so difficult to wrap and it pricks the fingers
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